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I've been thinking up new lyrics to old songs, from the viewpoint of the coronavirus. Warning: These are depressing and/or mean.


I'm Corona

To the tune of "My Sharona" (The Knack, 1979)

Ooh, my little pretty one, my pretty one,
When you gonna breathe me in? I'm Corona!
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run!
Gonna make you cough because I'm Corona!
Never gonna stop, give it up, gonna get inside.
I always find your lung, open up, and then break inside.
I'm, I'm, I, aye-aye, woo!
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm Corona!

Come a little closer, hon, give me a hug.
Close enough to get in your eye, you know it!
Makin' it hard to breathe, hard to breathe.
Cough into your elbow all the time, you know it!
Never gonna stop, give it up, gonna get inside!
I always find your lung, open up, and then break inside.
I'm, I'm, I, aye-aye, woo!
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm Corona!
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm Corona!

When you gonna get to me, get to me?
Is it just a matter of time? You know it!
Am I your d-destiny? Your destiny?
Or am I a conspiracy? I'm Corona!
Never gonna stop, give it up, gonna get inside!
I always find your lung, open up, and then break inside.
I'm, I'm, I, aye-aye, woo!
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm Corona!


'Rona's Song

To the tune of "Annie's Song" (John Denver, 1974)

I fill up your lung cells, like the bugs in the forest,
Like the pollen in springtime, like a walk in the rain,
Like a storm in the desert, like a sleepy blue ocean.
I fill up your lung cells, until they are full.

Come let me take you, let me give my genes to you,
Let me bring the hereafter, let me buy you the farm,
Let me lay down inside you, let me always be with you.
Come let me take you, come breathe me, right now.

I fill up your lung cells, like the syrup on waffles,
Like the stuff in your junk drawer, like a clog in the drain,
Like the tourists on cruise ships, like a Twinkie's white filling,
I fill up your lung cells, until they are full.


I am COVID

To the tune of "I Am Woman" (Helen Reddy, 1971)

I am COVID, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I've grown too much to go away again.
'Cause you ignored me before.
So I'm going out the door.
No one's ever gonna keep me down again!
Oh yes, I am small.
But it's invisibility!
Yes, I've made the news!
Just look how much I've gained!
If I have to, I can do anything!
I am strong!
I am invincible!
I am COVID!

You can't immunize against me.
You can't test to see who has me.
You can only stay away from all your friends.
Then I'll come back even stronger.
Not a novice any longer.
Not until you find a cure will this all end.
Oh yes, I am small.
But it's invisibility!
Yes, I've made the news!
Just look how much I've gained!
If I have to, I can do anything!
I am strong!
I am invincible!
I am COVID!


Old-Time Religion

To the tune of some song I apparently imagined hearing that is a conflation of "Old-Time Religion" and "Working on a Building." It's bluesy. Rachel Harrington's "Old-Time Religion/Working on a Building" (2008)

If I were a virus,
I tell you what I'd do.
I'd go to church on Sunday
And give you all the flu.

Give me that old-time religion.
Give me that old-time religion.
Give me that old-time religion.
It's good enough for me.

If I were COVID-19,
I tell you where I'd be.
I'd be in church on Easter,
Meeting your family.

Give me that old-time religion.
Give me that old-time religion.
Give me that old-time religion.
It's good enough for me.
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"Those kids these days, ..." We are so lucky to have them. I bet they have protest songs, but I haven't kept up with the times. Here are some ancient ones that I like. Just move along if you don't want to cry.


"American Woman" - Guess Who
(I can't find a better recording of this short version, which is the version I like.)

Disillusionment with the US that's so strong they are leaving the country.

I don't need your war machine.
I don't need your ghetto scene.
Colored lights can hypnotize:
Sparkle someone else's eyes.



"Ohio" - Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young

The incident at Kent State University where the National Guard shot at student protesters.

What if you knew her and found her dead on the ground?
How can you run when you know?



"Indian Reservation" (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian) - Paul Revere and the Raiders

Against colonization.

They took the whole Cherokee Nation,
Put us on this reservation.
Took away our ways of life,
The tomahawk and the bow and knife.
Took away our native tongue,
Taught their English to our young.



For What It's Worth - Buffalo Springfield

We need to listen to each other.

Young people speaking their mind
Are getting so much resistance from behind.
It's time we stop. Hey, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down.



Johnny Half-Breed - Peter La Farge

On racism and diversity.

Johnny started searching until he tracked the child.
Carried her in his half-breed arms out of the forest wild.
He was a hero for a day. They asked him to remain.
They said they learned their lesson, that all people are the same.

(Missing the whole point--people aren't the same, and that's a good thing.)


"Waist Deep in the Big Muddy" - Pete Seeger (Richard Shindell's version)

When powerful people ignore facts right in front of them even when making decisions that affect many.

The Sergeant said, "Sir, are you sure
This is the way back to the base?"
"Sergeant, I once crossed this river
Not a mile above this place.
It'll be a little bit soggy but we'll keep on slogging.
We'll soon be on dry ground."
We were waist-deep in the Big Muddy
And the damn fool kept yelling, "Push on."



"Everybody's Crying Mercy" - Bonnie Raitt

About crazy hypocrisy. Things are even worse now; I never hear the word mercy anymore.

I don't believe the things I'm seeing.
I've been wondering about some things I've heard.
Everybody's crying mercy
When they don't know the meaning of the word.


Peace Train - Cat Stevens

And on an optimistic note: peace is possible.

Oh, I've been smiling lately,
Dreaming about the world as one.
And I believe it could be
Someday it's going to come.


Do you have any favorite protest songs you would like to share during these trying times?
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Well, the start of a play.

Allergen (singing): I'm a little alergen,
Short and stout!
Here is my handle!
Here is my spou--[interrupted]

Alarm horn sounds. [In my head, it's a deep foghorn.]

Brain: Red alert! Red alert! All hands on deck! Repeat: All hands on deck!

Bone Marrow, we need antibodies quick!

Bone Marrow: Right away, sir! I've also got some on standby from last time!

Antibodies march on stage, single file.

Brain: Good work, Mary!

Antibodies! We have invaders. They look like this [shows Wanted poster of allergen]. Go out and find them! You know what to do!

Antibodies run around stage in all directions. One of them finds the antigen, bows to it, shakes its hand (spout?), pulls out hand cuffs, and cuffs the wrists of their two shaking hands together. The other antibodies mostly end up going off stage, but there will always be one or two running around.

Antibody: I got one, boss! I got one! Help!

etc. There was going to be someone manning a fire house to wash away the enemy. "Aye aye, Captain. I'm giving her all I can, but I'm running out of water!" "Make more!" But I didn't want the whole thing to be horribly inaccurate. When I tried to research what actually happens, everything I found had either too much information or too little. Oh, well, this is enough to get the picture, though.

I got the idea for this play while thinking about the issue of solutions for problems that don't exist.

One tenet of my faith is that if you try to make things better, you are much more likely to actually make things better than if you don't. And you can increase your odds even more by researching which kinds of solutions are actually effective. (And, apparently, which of the problems you perceive are actually problems.) As Bonnie Raitt might advise: you've got to know how.

Song of the day - Bonnie Raitt's You Got to Know How

Below are the lyrics as I hear them. (Note that she says it's okay if you don't magically know--you can learn.)

You can make me do
What you want to do,
But you got to know how.

You can make me cry,
You make me sigh,
But you got to know how.

You can make me do like this.
You can make me do like that.
Oh, baby, but you got to know how.

Once a pal of mine
Stole a guy of mine,
But I got him back, now.

It was the same old song:
She couldn't keep him long
'Cause she didn't know how.

When I love my man, I make him holler. Woah, my!
Yes, sir, I really know how.

The technique ain't tough
If you care enough
You can learn to know how.

I might drop a hint
How to strike my flint
If you're know how(?). [Others say "If you yearn to know how." In another version she sings "If you want to know how."]

Now don't you tell me about the life you led.
Don't try to drink me into bed.
No, baby, that ain't the way how!

You got to take your time.
You know it ain't no crime
If it lasts all night.

I think you'll be ideal
When you begin to feel
That you're doing right.

And when you love me right, you'll hear me holler. Woah, woah, my!
Yes, sir, when you really know how.

(Instrumental section)

And if you stay with me
Who knows how it will be
When we finally know how?

We'll get a house in town.
Don't need to move around
When we really know how.

Well, there's tricks that I don't even know,
Ones we'll make up as we go.
Woah, mister, when we really know how.
Yes, mister, when we really know how.

Exercise update

Saturday - Nothing. I was feeling better than Friday, but experience tells me that I tend to err toward being too macho, so I did not do exercise.

Sunday - After a one-mile walk, I felt oddly light-headed, so I didn't do any other exercise.
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I'm a little jealous--I mean admiring--of my friend P_J_Cleary who updates here daily. So what's up with me?

I recently received my county's notice of appraised value. It's 10% higher than last year's. That's actually very good news because Zillow thinks my house is worth 44% more than last year. And that's even good news because last month's Zillow estimate was 48% more.

Actually, I'm just now noticing that the appraisal isn't for now but for January 1 (when Zillow's estimate was--oh--still 33% higher).

**

This year I've decided to do this thing I've heard about where you only itemize your deductions every other you, and you clump those deductions into every other year. For me this means that this year I will hold off on making my charitable contributions and paying my property taxes until after January 1 and I will take the standard deduction. That will be just a little lower than my usual deduction.

Next year I will make my charitable contributions and and pay my property taxes before the end of the year. That should lead to a much higher itemized deduction than usual.

**

UT System has challenged us to walk 10,000 steps per day or the equivalent for five days per week (by which they really mean 50K steps per week) for the six weeks starting on May 1. The UT System branch that does the best will get to possess the coveted traveling trophy for one year. Heh. So motivating. But we also get free pedometers. I'll say more when I have my 1-week update, but so far I'm meeting my goals.

Also, I found out one of my chickadees is also participating. Today I did that quick-draw thing that Indigo Rose and I like to do where we compare the numbers on our pedometers, but she wasn't wearing hers because it made a big lump in her outfit. (I'm too sexy for my pedometer.) So she's submitting an estimate today.

**

I tried the Trader Joe's canned chili. It's too sugary for Robin, plus it has beans. And it tastes too much like vegetables to me and is too spicy. Bell peppers and jalapenos. Bleh.

**

I'm on my third try for party-grade double chocolate banana bread. The first time I followed the recipe exactly. Which turns out to mean I changed almost every ingredient, but they were all small changes which I feel sure don't matter. It came out delicious but too crumbly to be party grade.

So then I tried just adding cocoa and reducing the flour in my own banana bread recipe. Not as yummy.

Then I tried reducing the baking soda in the original recipe because supposedly when you use regular cocoa instead of dutch processed cocoa, the bread rises too much and then falls. The bread was still delicious. And still crumbly.

Then searching for "crumbly" in the hundreds of comments for the recipe, I found someone who recommended subbing oil for half the butter. But when I told Robin, he recommended adding an extra egg instead. Eggs are called binders, after all--and that certainly sounds like a cure for the crumbles. So I have two more possible experiments lined up.

**

We started watching two new (to us) TV shows. One is "Community," about a bunch of people in a study group at a community college. After two episodes, we like most, but not all of the characters. We'll watch more. The other one, I forget what it's called, is about a gal who discovers a group of women who all look like her and are trying to find out why--but who are also getting killed off. Also, she's switched places with one of the dead ones. Stressful. But gripping.

**

Speaking of stress, my computer got replaced at work and has all updated software so I have to re-learn how to use things again. At least I got rid of the surfing wave backdrop which at first seemed pretty, but quickly began to feel like impending doom.

**

I have collected all of the mushrooms in Plants versus Zombies without having to buy any. I still need many of the land plants and two of the three water plants.

Song of the Day - "You Are My Sunshine" by "Jenny and Lottie." They can't help smiling too much during this rendition that shows you how creepy it is (just like the Civil War's version does), but they sound really good.
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There is a subgenre of personal finance bloggers who espouse working toward financial independence by living on a small amount of their income and throwing every cent they can into dividend growth stocks. These are stocks that pay a dividend and where the dividend is expected to increase every year, generally because it has already done so for several years (or decades) and the company's finances still look good.

Every time you buy another stock, you've got some more of your money working for you. So you can spend less time working for money. They really like the idea of not having to cash in their stocks or even care about the value of their stocks--just the dividends. Once your dividend income exceeds your expenses, you're golden--dividends tend to increase faster than inflation (and faster than their raises at work). They like to say their stocks are working for them twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week.

On the other side, if you can learn to enjoy living on less, you can reach that golden point of financial independence earlier.

Of course they still have to do some work. If one of their companies stops paying dividends, they have to trade its stocks for those of one that is, etc. But that takes very little time compared to a traditional full-time job.

(If you want to read more about this, my favorite such blogger is Dividend Mantra.)

Meanwhile, I recently was singing along to Bachman Turner Overdrive's song "Taking Care of Business" (quietly, because I was in public) and decided that, with a few tweaks, it could be a theme song for these guys.

It's a catchy, fun oldies song, so if you don't know it, I recommend checking it out. (I'm probably biased--this is a song from my childhood. I remember taping it off the radio, hoping a loud truck would not go by while I was recording. And I listened to that tape so many times that I still expect to hear "Louie, Louie" next.)

The original lyrics are are probably making fun of people who think musicians don't have to have to work for their money. Or maybe the musicians really do think their work is play. I like the part where they say "Work out!" and then do a long instrumental bit.

The lyrics, with the tweaks to switch the meaning, are below:

Taking Care of Business
Dividend Growth Investors' Theme Song Version

You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning,
Take the 8:15 into the city.
There's a whistle up above and
People pushing, people shoving
And the girls who try to look pretty.
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay.
If you ever get annoyed,
Look at me, I'm self-employed.
I love to work at nothing all day!

And I'll be
Taking care of business, every day.
Taking care of business, every way.
I'll be taking care of business; it's all mine!
Taking care of business and working overtime.
Work out!

Buy a dividend stock,
Then watch it start to rock
As it pays you every single quarter.
When the dividends increase
You will get a bigger piece.
Cut your costs and you can be a hoarder.
People see you having fun
Just a lying in the sun.
Tell them that you like it this way.
It's the work that we avoid,
And we're all self-employed.
We love to work at nothing all day!

And we'll be
Taking care of business, every day.
Taking care of business, every way.
We'll be been taking care of business; it's all mine!
Taking care of business and working overtime.

Take good care of my business
When I'm away. Every day! Woo!

You get up every morning
From your alarm clock's warning,
Take the 8:15 into the city.
There's a whistle up above and
People pushing, people shoving,
And the girls who try to look pretty.
And if your train's on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay.
If you ever get annoyed,
Look at me, I'm self-employed.
I love to work at nothing all day!

And I'll be
Taking care of business, every day.
Taking care of business, every way.
I'll be been taking care of business; it's all mine!
Taking care of business and working overtime.
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Did I really used to post every day? Do people like that?

Today's goals: apply for the half-time job and do one other yucky thing on my list. Well, I applied for the job. That's good. But I felt extremely lazy today.

Still I did accomplish another important task on my list: I watched a movie my sister had recommended and which I need to get back to the library. I wasn't too crazy about "Mamma Mia!" though I did enjoy seeing the guys made up to show how they had looked 20 years earlier.

But that movie did teach me that I really like quite a bit of the song "The Winner Takes It All" by ABBA and even by Meryl Streep. Of course I've heard it many times, but I've never really paid attention to it. Most break-up songs are pretty over-the-top about how life is over without another person or about how another person is really horrible. But this one is just about how every new relationship is a risk. How will it turn out? (And of course every time until the time it works out is another time that it doesn't work out.)

The game is on again:
A lover or a friend?
A big thing or a small?
The winner takes it all.


I especially like this part:

I don't want to talk
If it makes you feel sad,
And I understand,
You've come to shake my hand.


That's how it really is. Switching into handshake mode is hardly a tragedy. But it sure doesn't feel good sometimes.

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