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It's a station wagon, a style which has long been replaced by minivans and whatnot. It's 18 years old. It has over 165,000 miles on it. The AC is broken, and it is located in daily 100-degree weather. But whoever named the Cash for Clunkers program thinks this is not a clunker. Why?

Officially it gets 29 miles to the gallon. (Implying that it runs. Which it does.) "Your trade-in must have a Combined MPG rating of 18 MPG or less to qualify."

Interestingly, qualifying cars must also be in good working order and less than 25 years old. To me, that sounds like the opposite of a clunker.

This program isn't for clunkers at all, it's for gas guzzlers. I guess they wanted alliteration more than clarity. But can't you have both? How about Greenbacks for Guzzlers? Funds for Fuel Hogs? Subsidies for Smoke Spewers?

But actually, the point of the money is to fund more efficient cars, not gas guzzlers. How about Cash for Cleaner Cars? Greenbacks for Greener Cars? Big Bucks for Better Balms. Sneaky Subsidies for Sinking Sedan Makers--oops, except at the last second they let you buy foreign cars, too.
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I remembered another exogroup name: flatlanders (people who don't live in the mountains). I learned that term when I was doing research for my trip to Vermont. I was reminded of it while reading a book set in the mountains.

That book claims that flatlanders have their own name for people who do live in mountains: hillbillies. I've never thought of that term as applying to all mountain dwellers.

Journal entry of the day - How to cut out home heating oil--Japanese style from Sean Sakamoto, a guest of No Impact Man - take a little trip into another culture to see a civilized lifestyle with no central heating. "Because the rest of the house is freezing, the kotatsu gets a lot of action. It's the first place I go in the morning, and the last place I leave at night."
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For complicated reasons, it was decided that it would be a good idea to go to Six Flags Over Texas (an amusement park) in the middle of winter. Specifically, yesterday with expected temperatures in the 40s and a wind chill factor in the 30s but no rain.

(FYI, the park is named after these six flags that have flown over Texas: France, Spain, Mexico, The Republic of Texas, The Confederate States of America, and the United States of America.)

Rides

I'm afraid that amusement parks are too rich for my blood now. I rode the Titan. Once. (Maximum height 255 feet, maximum speed 85 mph.) I knew that first drop would be unpleasant, but I thought the rest might be fun. The ride starts, as usual, with a long ascent, but this one was very steep and very, very high. Then, of course, a complementary plummet: scary and long. Afterwards, there are various spirals and other hills that I thought would be fun, but it was just so fast that it wasn't really. I'm not good with the G-forces. I feel like I have an iron stomach, but not if you squash it. At the end of the ride, I was all wobbly from having used my bracing muscles throughout the ride. I was also a bit nauseated for a couple of hours afterwards.

There were a couple of rides I didn't even try: the Superman Tower of Power, a ride that is all about yanking you straight up in the air (325 ft) and then letting you plummet. And Tony Hawk's Big Spin, what Robin calls a teacup coaster, the kind that's a little slow (50 feet, 31 mph) but where your car can spin around. We had fun with the one at Disney World but this one was a bit faster and not fun looking for people with burbly stomachs.

I did try the ACME Rock-n-Rocket, a ride with some minor spinning, sitting in the very center, during my woozy period, but I spent the time trying not to feel worse instead of trying to have fun.

Fortunately, my first favorite roller coaster from my youth, the Runaway Mine Train, was still there. (Built in 1966, it's 35 feet high and goes up to 35 miles per hour.) My best friend and I rode it 13 times the first time we visited Six Flags. This roller coaster is all about the hairpin turns between the trees. Last time I was at Six Flags, I was disappointed that the cowboy scene at the end was dilapidated and the flashing lights implying a cave-in before the tunnel, not to mention the first half of the tunnel, were missing. There was a lot more padding on the seats, so you didn't have to get bruised as you were slammed from side to side. However, the built-up headrests meant you didn't get as good a view.

Now the cowboy part has been fixed up and although there is still no sense of a cave-in at the end, it's still fun in a different way. The seats are still padded, but the view is better. We rode this ride 7 or 8 times.

The Judge Roy Scream, a wooden roller coaster (71 feet, 53 mph) that is all about the hills, is also still fun but still very shaky. My colleagues think it shakes you up worse than it used to ("shaken, not stirred" comes to mind), but I remember it being harsh from the very beginning.

La Vibora, a bobsled ride (60 feet, 32 mph), and Runaway Mountain, an indoor (dark) roller coaster (65 feet, 40 mph), were fun, but borderline scary. The simulation ride was fun, though the plot wasn't good enough to sit through more than once. We also rode the kiddie rides The Gunslinger, a swing ride, and Yosemite Sam, an animated boating trip.

We also paid extra to ride the go carts. I was a passenger of Robin's and enjoyed watching him pass R even though R was trying valiantly to prevent it by swerving side to side. Stuffing two grown people into one of those things was rather amusing as well, not to mention the difference in acceleration for cars with two adults versus cars with one kids. It was fun to see that N actually got an extra lap in due to his awesome start as well as not letting up on the accelerator. Top speeds seemed to be similar.

As part of the Holiday in the Park season, they also had a snow hill with plastic sleds we could ride down. This was real (man-made) snow. The hill was not particularly steep but we had no problems getting down it.

All of Gotham City was closed (for renovation, I think), several rides weren't open the first 3.5 hours, several rides closed on and off due to high winds, and all the splashy watery rides were closed due to hypothermia concerns. There were no shows at all, probably due to Christmas shows being less relevant after New Years but officially because the actors were back in school. Yet we had no problems keeping busy the whole day, although the first hour or so was spent mostly walking from one closed ride to the next. The lack of crowds, was awesome. Most rides had virtually no line at all.

Food

I'm not sure I've ever actually tried a funnel cake before yesterday. Probably. They do taste just as good as they smell. Dangerous.

I'm absolutely sure I've never tried fried cheesecake before yesterday. It looks like you wrap a thin crust around some cold cheesecake filling like a burrito, then fry it and sprinkle powdered sugar on it. Hot on the outside, not hot on the inside. Good. Yet evil.

Language

Favorite ride names: Judge Roy Scream and the Texas Chute-Out (a parachute tower).

My favorite commonly used phrase was "lap children." Comparable to lap dogs, I suppose. Not allowed on many rides. Favorite quote, "No se permite lap children." Yep, on one of the rides, they didn't even bother trying to translate that.

Weather

I wore plenty of clothes and was just fine. A thermometer I saw just after we left said it was 34 degrees. But I know the wind chill was never below 20 degrees because I wasn't hurting. (The day before yesterday it was 80 degrees and would have been a very different experience.)
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Today we tried a new Vietnamese restaurant that just got good review for their sandwiches. Vietnam was a French colony for a while during which time the locals developed their own version of French bread sandwiches ("Banh Mi") using local ingredients. For example, wheat had to be imported, so they substituted rice flour for half the flour in their French bread.

Robin has tasted these sandwiches before in another place and he mentioned that the waitress is now giving him better service. I said that it might be that she used to think of him as whatever the Vietnamese word for gringo is, but now she realizes that he does have respectable tastes and maybe also that he tips well.

That got us thinking about words for "those other people who aren't us." It's not just Hispanics who have such a word. And the connotations of these words don't all have the same level of negativity. Here are some more such words that I know about:
people who aren't Jewish - gentiles
people who aren't Christians/Jews/Muslims - heathens
people who aren't scientists - laypeople
people who aren't associated with the university - townies
people who don't live indoors - street people, the homeless
people who aren't sailors - landlubbers
those who aren't earthlings - aliens
people who aren't southerners (in the US) - yankees
people who aren't gay - straight people, breeders
people unfamiliar with the internet - newbies

I bet there's also a word for people who aren't in labor unions. I wouldn't be surprised if there were also a word for people who aren't anorexic. And people who don't have fashion sense.

Some other words or phrases like this:
the man
foreigner

Wikipedia has some more terms for ethnic exogroups. Of those, only goy and haole sound familiar to me.

As far as I know, there is not a word for people who aren't bureaucrats, aren't ballroom dancers, don't play ultimate frisbee, aren't campers, or aren't Girl Scouts. Or don't have a twin, triplet, etc.
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Today I got my book on Teeline and I don't like it at all. First, I don't think it's meant to be used alone but in a classroom. Definitely things are introduced poorly and it's just not as well-written as my book on Gregg.

Second, the letters don't look any easier to remember than the letters in Gregg, which I thought was the whole point.

Third, it appears that one of the techniques for speeding things up is to leave out the vowels. Gregg will leave out the extra silent letters that help you see which sound your vowel is supposed to make, which is bad enough, and they leave out the vowels in unaccented syllables, which makes sense in English, but they don't leave the vowels out altogether. Bleh, not interested.

Gregg does have a lot of shortened forms for very common words, which is probably just as bad. Though I could probably ignore those if I felt like it and still have a faster way to write. Overall, it feels like I understand the logic of Gregg better than Teeline, at least as presented by the books I have. So I am going with Gregg. And that is despite the negatives.

The first negative is that it looks sort of like Arabic to the untrained eye. That could get one in trouble with ignoramuses in these post-9/11 times. (Teeline looks more like Egyptian to me, although I don't actually know what Egyptian looks like. Hey, I'm just as ignorant as the next American. Probably Egyptians speak Arabic nowadays anyway. Yep.)

The other negative is that each chapter opens with a brief essay about how great it is to be a secretary. The book I have was first published 45 years ago, so the cultural parts of it kind of hurt to read. But they are easily ignored.
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Last night out of curiosity I looked at my Gregg shorthand book. One way this method makes writing quicker is that it's more phonetic than regular writing. For example, there's only one (quick) way to indicate an f sound. You'd use it not only for "frog," but also for "phone" and "rough." But then there are several symbols for a because that letter is used to create several different sounds. So you don't need to double any consonants or add a silent e or anything like that to indicate which a sound is required. I am a big, big fan of phonetics.

Then it also has some symbols for commonly used words. But the learning curve isn't as crazy as it could be: just put a double line under the word to indicate that it's capitalized (instead of learning another whole set of symbols for the capitalized letters).

Interestingly, a dot at the beginning of a word indicates an h sound, but one at the end of a word indicates an ing sound. This is because the former generally occurs at the beginning of a word and the latter at the end. I don't know what they do about exceptions (such as inhabit, things).

This system seems mostly to make sense to me, which I like and which I didn't expect. And I seem to have a pretty good book for it. So if I don't much like Teeline, or don't like it a lot more than Gregg, I may change my mind and learn Gregg instead.

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Today at lunch I went to the library and learned a little about the history of shorthand or speedwriting. Want to guess how old it is?

It's supposedly mentioned in the Bible. It was popular in Roman times. Of course it wasn't as fast back then because one would write with a stylus on a tablet dipped in wax.

It lost popularity during Medieval times. In Victorian times, hundreds of systems were created. And now, well, I never see anyone asking for it job announcements anymore.
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How can you tell the difference between the kind of moist towelettes you buy to wipe your hands, say, after filling your gas tank, and the kind you use in the bathroom? The former is called "moist hand and face wipes" and the latter is called "flushable moist wipes." Just so you know.

Key West

Mar. 7th, 2008 10:00 pm
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Today we went to Key West. On the way we stopped for lunch at Mangrove Mama's where “dinner is a little bit more fancier.” I just love quoting our waitress there. “Don't eat the food here.” “Don't take any pictures.” As you might guess, we disobeyed her at every opportunity.

Mangrove Mamas

We liked the ceiling decor.

Mangrove Mamas

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In Key West we started at the Museum of Art and Art History where we saw works by a guy who thought we should experience some of the classics from a different perspective. I really kind of liked this one.

Ma and Pa

Rita MacNelly and Beezy Bogan made characters, named them, and gave them little descriptions in the American Trophies exhibit. (Oops, no pictures yet.)

There's Arby Gladwell who “has not picked out a single item of clothing for himself since his second marriage.”

I've actually heard of someone who has never bought his own underwear. First his mom did, then his wife.

“Polly is game for anything. She's more than a woman, she's an experience.”

“Herbie has always felt his hair is his best feature.”

“Martha Jean was Miss Hopewell 1987 where she triumphed over an eager field of four, winning with her spectacular flaming baton act.”

“Horace H. Grubbs reads two obits daily with the glee of a man who has won a bet."

There was also a display on Ernest Hemingway who lived in Key West for a bit. (No, we did not tour his house.) I've read The Old Man and the Sea, which I remember liking, though it was depressing. Well here, I got to read a long letter he wrote back home after becoming injured in the war and, wow, he's a really good writer.

Duh. I know.

I may look into some of his other works.

We also learned that for a while the biggest part of the economy came from shipwrecks. When a new shipwreck was discovered, an alarm was sounded and whoever arrived first was put in charge and got the biggest share of the profits.

First the people were rescued, then the goods were recovered after having been sold for something like ten cents on the dollar.

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Then we stopped by a cart where Robin tried conch fritters, more fritter than conch. By the way, conch is pronounced KONK. Don't embarrass yourselves.

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We saw a mural by a guy who decided to create 100 murals around the world to educate people about sea life.

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Then we stopped at a shop where I got key lime pie. Key limes are a special kind of lime which are grown in the keys.

My mom makes key lime pie and I wanted to compare. I think the one I tasted was more tart than my mom's.

The place had one kind with whipped cream and one kind with meringue. I asked which she recommended. She recommended the meringue, with rolling eyes, as if everyone should know that key lime pies are made with meringue. Score one for my mom! The pie was also made with regular pie crust rather than a graham cracker crust, just like my mom's.

Keylime pie

So, now you also know how not to embarrass yourself when talking about key lime pie.

I love the bicycle rack out front, shaped like a bicycle itself:

nice bike rack

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Then we went on the Conch Tour Train (remember to pronounce it “konk”--I have trouble doing that, so I'll keep reminding you, too).

First we learned that the banyan tree is a type of ficus from India.

We learned about zigzag houses, where the roof has a zigzag shape. Every time you add a new section, you can add a new roof. They used tin roofs so that at the valleys, you can collect the rain water and store it in a cistern. People are no longer collecting all their water like this, or much at all; a pipe has been run from the Everglades in Florida to deliver drinking water to the keys. Still, collecting your own water sounds like a good idea.

I'd always heard that roofs with valleys like this were more likely to leak than those without.

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I've also become fascinated with shutters (look again at the zigzag house above for many examples). Real shutters can close and actually protect the windows during a hurricane. And protecting the windows means you're protecting the contents of the house. And, if no windows break, your roof is less likely to fly away, too. We don't get hurricanes, and even if global warming raises sea level, we are still unlikely to get them here during my lifetime. But we can get tornadoes, so shutters still seem like a good idea to me.

I saw shutters on both windows and doors. And I saw many different kinds.

There's also such a thing as an “eyebrow house,” a Key West invention. This is where the roof eaves hang down beyond the windows on the top floor. Good for shade!

We learned that the land mass of Key West has doubled by dredging. When you dredge the ocean to make a deep place for boats to come through, you may as well take that dirt and add it to the edge of the land. “New Town” used to be the Gulf.

The beaches on the Atlantic side are made of imported sand.

The tour guide said that people in Key West were quite rich during the shipwreck era. But then by the Great Depression, the government wanted to evacuate everyone to someplace it was easier to deliver aid to.

The next big industry was tourism (I think). Then there was the hurricane with the 200-mile-an-hour winds. After that the railroad and then a highway were built. Then World War II brought the Navy. And now it looks like we're back to tourism.

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Here's a stained glass window I like in a shop we dropped by with an ice cream parlour.

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There are a lot of chickens running around Key West. I heard it's for bug control. I also heard they are considered a pest. They were much nicer than the rooster Robin grew to hate when he had to feed chickens and the rooster would always try to peck his shins to pieces. I liked them.

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Back at the ranch, I remarked on how there were so many wooden houses that had obviously survived hurricanes in Key West. It was explained to me that the wood pieces were bigger than those used nowadays and carefully fitted together in ways we don't do anymore.

I also learned that Habitat for Humanity houses tend to withstand strong winds better than regular wood houses because the volunteers use "too many" nails.
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I learned an obviously newly made-up word today: presenteeism. It's like absenteeism only you do actually show up to work, but you're not at your best because you're sleepy, sick, injured, distraught, drunk, or otherwise not in a position to easily do a full day's work.

I normally hate obviously newly made-up words, but I think that's because usually there's a perfectly good pre-existing word that means the same thing. I can't think of one with this meaning though.

I have been guilty all week, with very low energy. Must sleep more. But not now. Oh, oh! That could be my answer to the challenge Raaga123 likes to write your autobiography in exactly six words!

LiveJournal Topic - Who taught you how to cook?

1. Girl Scouts of America. Mom didn't really want to let people into the kitchen, but she did let me in for a brief period so that I could earn my cooking badge. Then my Girl Scout leaders taught me to cook on a campfire. And then I spent four summers as a camp counselor at a Girl Scout camp.

I learned that you don't need a cheese grater to grate cheese. You can use a large, dull knife. You also don't need a can opener to open a can. You can use a large, dull knife. (Don't try this at home. Though satisfyingly manly, it's very stupid--even if everything goes exactly according to plan, your knife is in worse shape afterwards. And I have used knives that are sharper on the backside than on the cutting side, so things really can get crazy.)

I also learned that it is possible to cook pasta so long that although it still looks like it is divided into separate little shapes, it doesn't feel like it in your mouth. I learned that if you put too much water in your pizza dough, and so you cook it like a pancake instead of the usual way, it doesn't make very good pizza. I learned you can put an awful lot of pepper in scrambled eggs and they still taste fine.

I learned that you can cook underground by digging a hole in the ground, lining it with foil, then putting in hot coals, then put in a dutch oven full of chicken and dumplings, then put more coals on the lid, then seal the foil, then put the rest of the dirt back in the hole. Wait several hours. (I guess it's like an outdoor crock pot.) Then when it's pouring down rain and no one else can get anything to cook, you can save the day.

I learned how to make a perfectly working oven out of a cardboard box, tin foil, a coat hanger, tape, scissors, a pie pan, and hot coals. Using three coals per 100 degrees works perfectly. (That's only for outdoor use.)

2. Mom. Mom can cook. During that cooking badge period, she even let me experiment. I invented peanut butter cake.

And in the eighth grade, my homemaking teacher made us collect at least ten recipes in each of at least eight categories. I got all my favorite recipes from Mom. Mom also collected recipes from other people, like Grandma D's chocolate bread pudding.

Because of Mom, I make good spaghetti and French toast and matzoh ball soup and I'm not afraid of making pie or quiche. Also that fruit bread dough is really thick and difficult to stir. And all the usual basics, like that you can make popcorn in a pan (and don't need Jiffy Pop or a microwave bag) and that things can look and even smell really disgusting during the prep stage but still come out yummy.

3. Other relatives. My aunt R. taught me that pancakes should be served hot off the griddle even if that means you have to make tiny pancakes so everyone can have one from each batch. (She also taught me that peanut butter can go bad and that old, rotten cabbage is disgusting.) Grandma D. showed us that mayonnaise mixed with fruit makes a yummy fruit salad (unbelievable, but true).

4. My college cafeteria. I worked there doing "prep." I did already know how to take donuts out of a box and set them neatly on a tray. But I didn't know the proper way to cut up various vegetables like bell peppers. I also learned that cream cheese tastes good in omelets and, in fact, that omelets can be cooked completely through.

5. Roommates. I learned how to make tuna biscuit bake and a few other things from C. I learned the fine rule that one should not be allowed to make baked goods in the house without giving some to your roommate from K. I learned to make various pancakes and rice pudding and that ice cream should be considered a staple from D. I learned about using fat-free catalina dressing for a quick taco salad from T. And how to make taco soup from S. And that scissors are a good kitchen tool from C. I learned about minced garlic in a jar, that the flavor in gravy doesn't come from the fat, and how to make perfect scrambled eggs from R.
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Housing is in the news a lot these days, and it's weird to me how often people write not about finding a house or even finding a home but finding the home of your dreams.

The home of my dreams is a huge stone castle with spiral staircases in the towers, revolving bookcases, and trap doors, and I do not want to own that because I cannot afford it and I don't want to clean and maintain anything that big. So I would never actually shop for the home of my dreams.

What I most want is something solidly built, close to things I like to go to, and which is a good compromise between big enough for me to do everything I want to in it, affordable, and easy to maintain. Does that sound dreamy? Not exactly.

I also hear a lot about the wedding of your dreams. Apparently I am supposed to be fantasizing about a big fluffy white dress, a big fluffy white cake, 150 of my closest friends, all on an island paradise in front of a huge castle. Oh, and some guy.

Of course one might also be in the market for the man/woman of your dreams and the car of your dreams. I think of that phrase as mostly a marketing ploy, which can also have the side-effect of striking discontent into the hearts of men (at least those who decide not to go for the item of their dreams).

Interestingly, I have perhaps never heard about searching for the pancake recipe of my dreams, the electricity of my dreams, or the dance lessons, t-shirt, or glasses of my dreams.
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I got the most hilarious request for donations today from the Rude Mechanicals, a local theatre group.

The front is a full-color page titled "Sub-Prime Philanthropy." It compares this concept to sub-prime lending in three ways.

1. "In sub-prime lending, a lender offers an enormous amount of money for an initially low monthly payment." [Picture of smiling young guy in a suit with a big wad of cash, a cigar, and one raised eyebrow.] "In sub-prime philanthropy, a charity offers a vision of enormous impact for an initially modest donation." [Graph of vision (in tera-wows) compared to units of generosity.]

2. "In sub-prime lending, the borrower's initially low monthly payments quickly balloon, due to any number of factors: changes in the APR, hidden penalties, or automatic refinancing. In sub-prime philanthropy, the patron's initially modest gift is met with ever-increasing demands due to cost overruns, the failure of the U.S. government to support the arts, legacy fixation, or megalomania."

That is so true! So many charities say you can make a really big difference for only, say $25, but once you donate they keep asking for more and more, and they beg you more and more often. It's to the point where I mostly only donate anonymously through JustGive just so those guys won't get my contact information.

I'm afraid I'm not going to donate anything to the Rude Mechanicals as a result of this mail. But I may start throwing around the term "sub-prime philanthropy."

(Note: the next piece of mail I opened was an offer for a credit card which is fee-free for the first year, "a savings of $95," and which offers 5 points for every dollar you spend at various places until 5/31/08. It's a sub-prime credit card!)

I'm not happy with the term sub-prime for these types of things though. It's more like what drug dealers do (first try is free!). Is there a name for that sort of marketing? If so, I'd rather use that term.
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It is really quite amazing to me how often the word "secret" is used to refer to something that is actually common knowledge except to people who are quite ignorant on the subject. For example, you can easily find this word on the cover of magazines promising the secret to getting rich, the six secrets of quick weight loss, etc.

Another example is a certain ballroom dance teacher who rarely explains how to lead the steps he is teaching unless you ask. He will explain this if you ask, but he will refer to the information as a secret. I'm sorry, if someone is teaching dance, then how to lead should not be not a secret; it should be part of the curriculum.

And now I find that my own brain is selecting this word! It's so bad that I had trouble thinking of the word I really wanted. Finally, I decided that the word was "key." The keys for me to being able to tell when you are supposed to bring your feet together or whether one foot will continue past the other, when you are following in a smooth dance such as waltz are to a) brush one foot next to the other quickly after every step so that it is then available to go in any direction afterwards and b) be very patient about actually putting weight on that foot--don't do it until you're sure it's not going to have to go somewhere else first.

The key to a sane holiday... The four keys to better relationships... Yes, I think that works. So I am going to try to re-program my brain to use that word instead.
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Remember a couple of weeks ago I decided I would spend more time doing stuff and I would spend more time learning Spanish?

I have spent zero time doing stuff (as I had described it before). However I have started learning Spanish again.

Madrigal's Magic Key to Spanish

I'm bringing my Madrigal's Magic Key to Spanish book with me and working on it to and from work. This book overpromises a bit: "This book will teach you to:
1. Speak Spanish
2. Read Spanish
3. Write in Spanish
4. Think in Spanish"

(I like to say each of those things louder and louder: speak Spanish, READ Spanish, WRITE! in Spanish!, THINK! IN! SPANISH!!!)

But it is the most Debbie-friendly book for learning grammar that I have found. It's all about learning rules, having lots of examples and lots of repetition, and minimizing memorization as much as possible. It's not so great with vocabulary other than cognates.

I have worked with this book so long that my first copy is falling apart. I have never finished it. Actually, I may have finally finished it last time, but the last lessons are rushed and hard to learn. Still, I keep forgetting things, so it's good to start over. I do get quicker each time.

I have already gotten to the first test on page 83. I still managed not to get a perfect score, but it's because in order to get a right answer, I need to:

* remember the right word
* remember the right form of the word (e.g., singular, first person, feminine, etc.)
* remember how to spell it properly
* remember how to do accents properly
* put accents in the right place

I am not a detail-oriented person. But once you learn it, then you start using it properly, and then it becomes habit, and you no longer need to be focused on details, you just communicate.

Destinos

I also have plenty of supplies for "Destinos" and have watched two episodes.

I have also watched many (most?) of the Destinos episodes before once, but this time I'm going to take more time to learn the vocabulary for each unit. I need a lot of work with vocabulary.

Spanish Proficiency Exercises

And lastly, I've decided that I don't just need to study Spanish every day, I need to listen to it every day. Listening is my weakest point of all, but this is how babies learn, right? You just get used to hearing things certain ways and then they sound right that way. Arg, and people talk so fast!

So I was very happy when someone e-mailed a foreign language learning page link to the academic counselor group at my employer and I checked it out and I found these Spanish proficiency exercises. My favorite part are these tiny videos showing people speaking, about one paragraph per video (at least in the beginner section). The first unit is on every-day objects. Each person is in their office or kitchen or something and telling you about various objects at hand, almost like you are a little kid, but somehow it makes them all seem cute rather than patronizing.

"And this is a wallet, which is used for money and credit cards ..." And they keep lifting things up and showing you. My favorite one where was someone was showing us a can opener, saying this is indispensable in the American kitchen. Other places, too, but mainly America where everything is in cans.

They also have the words inscribed so you can read along, but I don't at first because I would totally abuse that as a crutch. I just listen for at least two times, trying to figure out as much as I can. Then I listen again while reading, once or maybe twice. Then I usually read very slowly and then listen again with or without reading along for a few times.

They have folks from all around the world, speaking Spanish with different accents. And did I mention, they're all so cute!

Real Eggs

Aug. 14th, 2007 07:44 pm
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This is the opposite of a story about businesses making (amusingly) poor language translations of mottoes, signs, etc. Sometimes the translation can remove problems with the original. Compare:

Original:
not every egg makes the grade
Imagine an egg. A real, Grade A egg from a local farm. Imagine that wholesome egg cracked fresh in the morning, and dropped onto a hot griddle to sizzle up warm and delicious, just for you. Wow, you must have imagined yourself ordering an Egg McMuffin (R) sandwich. After all, that's the only kind of egg McDonald's(R) is willing to crack.


Out of context, this could have been from a war story or a sci fi novel set in the future where real eggs are scarce. A nice image is painted, but then we are supposed to believe that this happens at McDonald's. And we're supposed to be excited that they use "real" eggs.

Spanish translation, as re-translated by a clunky student of Spanish (me):
Not all eggs pass the quality test. Imagine an egg from a local farm that truly is Grade A. Imagine that it is morning and that the shell of this tasty egg is broken to pour its contents over a hot plate, just for you. Then you will have imagined ordering an Egg McMuffin(R) sandwich. After all, that is the way McDonald's(R) prepares the eggs.


Out of context, this is merely insipid prose (partly due to my terrible translation skills, no doubt). But it has complete sentences with proper capitalization and punctuation (though it does look like the farm is Grade A, rather than the eggs). There is no disturbing hint that such things as faux eggs even exist. And non-Spanish speakers can't tell that it doesn't go on about the fake eggs either.
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Magical Interlude

At the open house last Saturday, I had a little time after checking out the yurt before my next session so I went over to the HRC to check out cartoons from the 1920s. Just outside the building was a magician doing both original and historic tricks. The first one I saw was great. He had a cassette tape playing instructions on how to do magic, and he acted like he was following the instructions. Except he misheard "banana" whenever the speaker said "bandana." And of course it was the kind of instructions where they don't tell you everything in the right order. "But of course you have palmed the bandana," as he looks up at us, surprised. "And it is now hidden in your left hand," as he opens his left hand and finds nothing in it. But in the end, the banana that he had squished up inside the bag isn't really in there after all. Ta da!

Cartoon Interlude

Then I slipped in for a bit of cartoon watching. It's not always obvious in new art forms which techniques were invented earliest. I am here to tell you that creative laws of physics were already being thoroughly explored in the 1920s. Just in case you were wondering.

Tour (Intro)

Finally it was time to go to the classical tour of the university "beginning at the Tower, through the Roman-style 'six-pack' and ending at the Greek amphitheater behind Jester Hall." That's pretty much all he covered. Still, I learned a few interesting things.

Alphabet History

In the back of the base of the tower, there are a lot of letters from various alphabets. Our tour guide gave us an interesting story about those letters. First are some ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics, examples of some of the first writing. Wikipedia's alphabet entry explains that some hieroglyphs were syllabaries used to transliterate foreign words and such.

Then there is the entire Phoenician alphabet, from which all current alphabets are derived except Korean, which was invented by a King. According to the wikipedia entry on Hangul, it was created to be easier for Koreans to read than the Chinese characters and it succeeded. It says this writing system has been in and out of favor ever since and is now used in both North and South Korea.

Next is Hebrew and then Greek, which both came directly from the Phoenician. The Greeks invented vowels.

Next is the Roman alphabet, which I am using right now!

There are also the names of a lot of famous people inscribed all over that building chronologically from right to left on the two sides of the base (that aren't the front or back). There are also the crests of important universities such as Harvard (duh) and the University of Mexico (oldest in the Americas), but of course not our rival state school.

Domes

The tower faces the capitol with formal gardens between. Our capitol building has the now ubiquitous dome, made from metal. Before the 1900s, the two largest domes were the Pantheon in Rome and the Sophia in Constantinople, made of concrete. They kept the domes from caving in on themselves by making the concrete lighter as you go up. I can't imagine.

Seal

The seal of UT shows an open book floating over a star, which is the pictorial version of the Latin words below the graphic: "Disciplina Praesidium Civitatis" or Learning is the Bulwark of the State. (And here I thought it was taxes or maybe production.)

I also learned that "gymna" means "naked," so a gymnasium is a place where you run around naked. Someone said they thought that's what a dorm was. The tour guide explained that no, "dormitory" comes from "dormir," to sleep.

Amphitheatre

At the cute little amphitheatre I learned a little more about ancient Greeks and the beginning of theatre. I'd heard recently that the Greeks had invented plays. Our tour guide said they invented tragedies and comedies. The platform at the bottom of the amphitheatre he called the orchestra. This comes from "orche," to dance, so "orchestra" is the dancing place. This is where the chorus would dance.

If you make a sound while at the center of the orchestra, it sounds like you have a microphone (a good one with no static) and is really cool.

One or two actors would separate from the chorus and eventually the actors gained in importance and the chorus became less and less important until now it has disappeared. And that is the history of theatre!

And here's a little more. Stadiums began being the length of races. There would be rows of people on each side of the raceway. Then the Romans built coliseums which allowed many more people to watch races. And now we can have huge stadiums with really big scoreboards.
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I think I am going to start learning Spanish again. I suck at learning foreign languages, but one thing I've learned over the past couple of decades is that even slow learners can learn; it just takes longer.

The little session on why we should learn a second language I went to was unconvincing, but there have been a few times I've wished I could speak Spanish, both when Spanish-speakers have been working on my house and at some of the little restaurants and food carts around my neighborhood. I don't feel I need to; everyone has spoken English well enough that I could get across basic information. But it would just be more fun.

Plus now there are more resources than ever before for me.

Destinos: An Introduction to Spanish

This is a program involving video and workbooks, episodes of which I first saw on PBS. My sister bought almost all the stuff for a class and then gave it to me! Woo hoo! You can also watch the videos on demand at the above website.

This is a really great program for beginners because it has accomplished the difficult task of being possible for beginners to understand and also being interesting. For example, on the unit on clothing, the main character talks about the kinds of things she will need for her trip from the northern to the southern hemisphere, and she names each item as she packs it. It's not forced at all, but part of the plot. There is a whole soap opera detective show and you really don't know and want to find out what's going on. It's a good story, and the characters are likable.

Madrigal's Magic Key to Spanish

I love this book. Of course all language learning requires a lot of memorization, but this book pretends it doesn't. The author does everything she can to teach you everything in ways that make sense. She finds every pattern she can so you just have to memorize a few patterns. This is exactly how I like to learn. She doesn't totally succeed, and it's still hard, but not crazy. I have never quite made it all the way through this book yet, but one day I will.

I can study from this on the way to and from work.

If you have ever expressed interest to me in learning Spanish, I have probably given you this book.

Graded Spanish Readers

I have three readers from the 'fifties when they actually used science to teach languages. The editors took classic stories written in Spanish and re-wrote them in simplified Spanish so that only constructions you already know are used. Every time they introduce a new word, they try to repeat it several times afterwards so that it sticks in your brain.

Pimsleur Comprehensive Language Program

This is a mostly listening course recommended to me by raaga123 which is really great. There's lots of repetition of all the new stuff for a long time, and you get to practice speaking, even if it's just pre-composed sentences. Lots of people go nutso with how much repetition there is at the beginning and how long it takes to start learning real quantities of stuff.

I got to try these out from my library for a while before the discs started getting lost and too scratched up to listen to. I was actually able to remember numbers very easily for a while afterwards. I think this might be totally worth the money, especially since you could sell it again afterwards and get most of your money back if your disks weren't missing or scratched.

Library

My library has a large section of children's books in Spanish. At my peak, I was able to slowly get through the Spanish language edition of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I did have to look up one out of every five words, but I enjoyed the writing so much that it seemed worth the time. Even the toddler books have plenty of difficult constructions.

DVDs

Many, many DVDs come with Spanish dubbing, subtitles, or both.

Ahora Si!

This is a free local Spanish language newspaper that is actually interesting to me. The other papers I have seen have focused on immigration issues and were full of ads by companies that seemed like the slimiest of the slimy catering to the poor. But this one has articles on all kinds of topics and is also my handiest source for sales brochures from Target and Home Depot. Also, I have several times found out about events such as the annual Settlement House Garage Sale from this paper which I hadn't noticed from any of my other sources.

Utility Bills

Our utility bills often have inserts in both English and Spanish. I often try to see how much I can figure out from the Spanish side before reading the English side. I fear these are not well-written: I found a typo today. And if I can find a typo, that's a very bad sign. Still, I learned how to say carbon monoxide.

http://www.meetup.com/

This website is the one resource I learned about from the conference session I attended. There is a new meetup group for Spanish in Austin which I may look into later.

Classes

Various classes are available in my town including informal classes, community college classes, and university classes. I don't think they'll let me audit any classes, though, because you just don't learn by auditing (since they're not supposed to let you talk or turn in homework) and because intro Spanish classes are very difficult to get into. Also, they're five hours, and we only have permission to blow off three hours of work to go to class. So I won't be using these, at least not for now.

Spanish-speaking Countries

I know the best way to learn a language is immersion, but that's not happening. Yes, I have a Spanish-speaking country right in driving distance! But I'm not wild about the aspects of Hispanic culture I have seen so far, with few exceptions. I do like Latin dancing. I do like beans, rice, and tortillas. And I like the idea of girls celebrating their fifteenth birthdays by wearing dresses that look like wedding dresses--I like to think this makes it less likely they'll marry someone just to get the fairy princess wedding and that it minimizes the Bridezilla phenomenon.

But basically Hispanic culture seems in many ways the exact opposite of my favorite culture: computer geeks. I'd generally rather hang with minimally religious egalitarian overthinkers than macho Catholics. It's a bias I have.

The important thing is to find some way to practice reading, writing, listening, and speaking. I think I have plenty of resources for the reading (which I find relatively easy) and the listening (which I find harder). Also, an old friend who learned Spanish faster-than-average said that he would always try to compose Spanish while he was walking from place to place.

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But you know what? I probably shouldn't. If I'm going to be doing something this time-consuming, I should probably be working on getting ready for my next career, which I'm pretty sure won't require the amount of Spanish I could learn between now and the time I start it.
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Today I went to a conference of for people at my workplace who work in student affairs and the theme was diversity. I picked a session on blocking conversation on diversity, one on bilingualism, one on South Asians, and one on accommodating people with disabilities.

The conference was not as effective for me as one might wish, but I did learn some interesting things.

**

In the session on conversations about diversity, the point was supposed to be that some things that people commonly say effectively block further discussion on diversity issues. Examples included:
* "Sorry if I offended you, but ..." - the person is not even willing to discuss whether offense was taken let alone any details. One quote I liked: "Apologies are not if-then statements."
* "I don't see color, I see fairness." - the person has already decided that the process is fair.
* "If they don't like it, they don't have to participate." - it does not occur to the person to try to think of something that people would actually like.

We talked about not talking like this and about responding to people who do say things like this when you don't want conversation blocked.

My problem is that I saw two different situations. The first is where you find out that you have actually bothered someone. In this case, it makes sense to find out what bothered them so that you can refrain from doing so again. Also, you can get interesting stories out of them this way.

The second is where you are dealing with a large group of people and fear you might offend someone. The example is student workers who deserve an award for their hard work, and it is decided that the reward will be cute little gifts of Easter candies in fake grass. Yes, someone might be offended by something with a religious name. But you can't keep from offending people just by pretending that religion, race, and gender don't exist because people are bothered by all kinds of things. Other people who might not appreciate Easter candy include diabetics, people allergic to chocolate, people on diets, people who don't like chocolate, people who have had a traumatic experience involving bunnies, and who knows who else. You can go crazy trying to cater to imagined feelings of everyone in a large group of people.

**

There was a session on bilingualism--why it's good to learn another language and how to do so.

I loved the opening joke. What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual. (I'm not done with the joke yet.) What do you call a person who speaks two languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who speaks one language? American.

Less than 10% of Americans speak more than one language fluently, whereas just over 50% of Europeans are fluent in more than one language. Well, I'm guessing that's because in the US, you can travel quite a bit and still be in the same country, with the same primary language. In Europe, the countries are so small and adjacent ones often have different languages and sometimes there are language borders within countries. It makes perfect sense for more of them to be multilingual, and it makes perfect sense for more of us to speak one language.

Good reasons we were given for learning another language:

* Hispanics are expected to make up over 50% of the population of Texas by the year 2010. So, Spanish can come in handy for Texans. Of course most Hispanics in Texas do speak English, but still, many don't speak English well, and it's nice to have an extra language to try when trying to communicate.

* Even babies with good hearing can learn sign language more quickly than spoken language, which makes things less frustrating for all concerned. Also, learning sign language improves their acquisition of spoken language.

* If your company tries to do business someplace with a different language, they should learn it and not rely on possibly misleading translations of slogans. Also, interpreters are expensive. And really good ones, like you'd want for vital communications, are very expensive.

* Learning a language exercises your brain.

Mostly they just said that a lot of people in the world don't speak English. Well, we're hardly going to learn every other language in the world. Even people who are fluent in 20 languages can't communicate verbally with just anyone at all.

They also brought up a lot of examples where not quite knowing another language can get you into trouble. Frankly, that information is more likely to keep me from wanting to learn a new language because I'm just not very good and might never become fluent.

The hints for learning a new language were relegated to the last five minutes of the session. Books, tapes, classes, conversation. We got some websites for both lessons and places to meet with people, so that might turn out to be helpful.

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The session on South Asians started off with them asking us to write down what we think of when we think of South Asians. I didn't feel comfortable spewing a bunch of stereotypes. Then we learned a little about about intergenerational differences between first- and second-generation immigrants.

I learned that the main country of descent for Asians in the US is China, followed by Korea, followed by India. I would have guessed Thailand over Korea, so that's interesting. I guess the Thai have just been more visible to me.

I also learned a new word, "Desi," pronounced DAY-see. I've never noticed this word, but most people around me have. In some Indian language (I forget which), this means "of the country." So things made in India are referred to as "Desi" and compared (unfavorably!) to imported items. When people of South Asian descent refer to their culture, they might use a term describing a country (such as Pakistani) or a religion (Sikh) or a language (Tamilian) or they could use the term Desi. Sometimes second- or third-generation immigrants will refer to first-generation immigrants in an eye-rolly way: "She's so Desi."

I also learned that most South Asians who immigrated to the US did so after 1965 in the US's attempt to find professionals in areas like engineering. Entire families of well-educated folks came over. This contrasts to pre-1965 immigration which was much more rare and which involved mostly male farmers who came alone--they were not allowed to bring their families. Many of these immigrants in California married women of Mexican descent.

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The session on disability mostly covered the kinds of services available for students. One nice thing is that our center for students with disabilities researches the disabilities of everyone who wants to use their services and gets documentation. So then when a professor gets approached to make accommodations for a student, the professor doesn't have to worry about whether the student really has a legitimate need because this has already been researched.

However, they did not address my bias that I have trouble imagining a situation where it levels the playing field to allow some students to have more time to take tests, etc. They did make available some pamphlets at the end, and maybe these will convince me.

**

We also had breakfast, lunch, and snack, and I sat at tables with interesting people this time, which was just lovely.

Except two different people called me a wild woman. If you know me, and especially if you only sort of know me, you know that I am not a wild woman. I am that quiet one who you can barely even notice. But now at least two people are spreading the rumor that beneath this calm exterior is--what? A party animal? I don't know exactly. Odd.

We also got a lot of free giveaways that I don't want such as plastic cups and pads of paper with company or department names all over them.
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I got a message on my phone answering machine from Bill Clinton. It was kind of cool having a celebrity call me up and ask me for a favor. To bad I already voted. I'd forgotten what a southern accented he had. Right, he's from Arkansas, my neighbor. (There is a city called Texarkana on the border between our two states.)

About accents. Answer 13 questions to see which American accent you have. This might be especially fun if you are not from the United States (agirlnamedlucky).

Like llcoolvad and sarcasticah, I don't have an accent, but they can somehow tell who raised me. My accent is from "The Inland North" which includes Wisconsin and Chicago, and my parents were born and raised in Chicago.

About voting. I voted no on "fixing" the roads. I've seen how they like to fix roads: Rip them up forever. For our safety. They tried to fool me by including money for sidewalks and bike lanes, but it turns out that was only a small percentage of the total money.

Yes on "affordable" housing. I might be a sucker. Well, I am a sucker. But the money sounds like it's going to nonprofits, who may waste it but who at least aren't willing to sacrifice resident safety (on purpose) for profit.

No on the arts. I don't have a problem with arts or cultural centers, but I did have a problem with this bond package. Too much money to people who shouldn't need it (shouldn't the film studio pay for itself?), and I didn't like the way all the races got the same amount of money for cultural centers except the blacks who got way less.

Yes on maintenance and repair of things that are the city's responsibility and should be included in the regular budget.

No on the new library.

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Today I got cheese and nuts. I already had pretzels and whole grain energy bars. These will help stretch the food budget at Disney World.

**

Buying a house can be extremely scary.

For example, check out Luneray's Buying a Home, part six: The Close. "Then, at approximately 3:50, we started signing the paperwork for the second mortgage. Most of the paperwork was identical to the first set (lots and lots of disclosure statements!), so she didn’t have to go over all of them in the same detail. But when we got to the actual loan paperwork, my eyes focused on two words that made me nearly pop a vein in my head: BALLOON PAYMENT. . . . I had brought copies of all the paperwork for the loan and there was NOTHING about balloon payment."

Or how about Madame X's Closing: More Funds Availability Panic. "But then, less than 48 hours before the closing, my lawyer called, saying that he'd gotten a statement of funds due to the seller and that there was an extra $3500 mortgage tax credit something-or-other on there that he had forgotten about!" Sounds like a scam, doesn't it? But no.

By the time the closing date rolls around, one is quite invested, but if someone sprung a balloon payment on me or sprung an extra $3500 in closing costs on me, I'd like to be in a position to just walk away.

And then there's the remodeling after you move in.

Check out J.D.'s Remodeling a Home, part one: Little Surprises. "'Are you the owner?' asked a young man, tattooed and sweaty. 'We have a bit of a Problem,' he said. He led me into the house, through the kitchen, to the dining room. He pointed at the wainscoting. The beautiful wainscoting, the focal point of the dining room, sported nineteen two-inch diameter holes evenly spaced around the perimeter of the room."

Unbelievable. And that's from someone who came highly recommended. Makes me want to learn how to do everything myself. Or at least be watching over people's shoulders the whole time, which probably doesn't help with the worker morale.

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And now for your giggles. Read Sneed's Can You Sell a Dog on E-bay? Here are my three favorite quotes (maybe): "Lock Brittney Spears in the library for the next 100 years and when you let her out, the only resemblance she will have to Carl Sagan is that she will be dead too." "I had to take time away from my busy work schedule today for a trip to the dentist. As I often say, any reason to leave work early is a good reason, even the dentist." "In another revolting bit of dental-related news, the weasels at [dental insurance company], where the corporate motto is, If we knew you had teeth, we wouldn't have sold you the insurance, only paid $566 of the $1820 of charges to get the two crowns installed and another tooth repaired."

And speaking of mottoes, remember how my office came up with a new motto? Not that I remember it anymore. Something like Accuracy, Integrity, Caring. I saw a sign in one our back offices that added an extra line to the motto: "Two out of three ain't bad." Cracked me up.
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I'm reading Dorothy Sayer's Murder Must Advertise (1933). So far the main character has spent a lot of time saying "Thanks awfully" and, even better, "Thanks frightfully."
"Do you want to know how to get anywhere or anything?"

"Oh! thanks awfully. No--I mean, yes. I'm the new copy-writer. I'm looking for the typists' room."

"Other end of the passage."

"Oh, I see, thanks frightfully. This place is rather confusing. Where does this staircase go to?"

"Down to a whole lot of departments--mostly group-managers' rooms and board-rooms and Mr. Pym's room and several of the Directors' rooms and the Printing."

"Oh, I see. Thanks ever so. Where does one wash?"

"That's downstairs too. I'll show you if you like."

"Oh, thanks--thanks most awfully."


These thanks don't always seem overdone. When they have been in response to people actually warning him up front about ways to get on people's bad sides or otherwise make a blunder in his new job, it makes more sense to go overboard.
"He's been a long time in the firm and doesn't like any nasturtiums cast at it. Certainly not by a new bloke. As a matter of fact, it's better not to throw one's weight about here till one's been ten years or so in the place. It's not encouraged."

"Oh? Oh, thanks awfully for telling me."
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Most of my relatives at this reunion have cool accents. There are a couple with the Minnesota accent I recognize from the movie “Fargo.” And then there's a Wisconsin accent, I guess, which seems similar, but more subtle. My parents were born and raised in Chicago. I never thought that people from the midwest had much of an accent, but they do.

I told this to a random colleague at work and asked if I have any midwestern accent. She says I do.

I already know I have some southern accent, too. My old hint of Boston accent is gone, now, though.

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