Silly Restaurant Idea

[livingdeb]

I thought of a theme for a restaurant - for when you're tired of thinking of your own clear liquids the day before your colonoscopy.

There would be chefs, so instead of your ramen packet broth without the noodles, you could have fancy bone broth. You could have clear broth aspics and popsicles.

Only the finest coffees, teas, and flavored waters. Fresh squeezed apple juice and white grape juice and white cranberry juice. And sure, non-red/purple Kool-Aid and soda and sports drinks. In the summer, these could be made into slushies. Or concentrated and poured over snow cones or ices. In winter, (non alcoholic, strained) apple cider could be heated.

You could have fancy, layered popsicles and jellos in your choice of combo: fruit-juices, Kool-aids, sports drinks.

To be very silly, have white tablecloths and candles. The jellos are in parfait glasses. The teas are done in the fancy tea ways.

The menus would have to have some kind of disclaimers at the top probably. The ask-your-doctor-first kind and the don't-eat-this-for-all-your-meals kind.

Comments

[reedrover]

That would be amazing. But probably one of those places that could only survive in the middle of a big city, possibly right next door to the hospital.

[livingdeb]

Ha, next to a hospital (or clinic that does colonoscopies). I like it!