When Politicians Write Back
Jan. 13th, 2017 09:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
livingdebDear Elected Public Servant,
Please quit being a weiner-head. [Duh. Why do I even have to write this?]
We rely on you to protect the public.
Sincerely,
Me
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Dear Constituent,
Thank you so much for sending me your thoughts.
As you may know, what you call "being a weiner-head," I call "making America great." I will never quit making America great. [Duh. Why do I even have to write this?]
I value your opinions and will keep them in mind. [Perhaps while I am playing darts. I mean, golf. Or maybe hunting.]
Sincerely,
Politician
Please quit being a weiner-head. [Duh. Why do I even have to write this?]
We rely on you to protect the public.
Sincerely,
Me
**
Dear Constituent,
Thank you so much for sending me your thoughts.
As you may know, what you call "being a weiner-head," I call "making America great." I will never quit making America great. [Duh. Why do I even have to write this?]
I value your opinions and will keep them in mind. [Perhaps while I am playing darts. I mean, golf. Or maybe hunting.]
Sincerely,
Politician