I'll Be in Charge of Your Poop
Jan. 19th, 2008 09:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
livingdebThis could be my byline:
Not because I have something to say--
Just because it's another day.
Today I got to play the game Primordial Soup. So we all began as single-celled organisms in a world where this was the highest life form. We all evolved in different ways. I went for quantity, not quality. We found speed, spores, armor, and we ate and we left droppings and there were all these little wooden squares everywhere and I uttered the most embarrassing quote, the title of this entry.
I also learned that if the directions to cooking your pizza say not to let the pizza touch the edges of your oven, but it is so huge that it won't fit in the oven without touching the sides of it, you should go ahead and take the risk and cook the pizza.
Also, plum powder, which you can find in Asian grocery stores, and which you can identify by the ingredients (prunes, licorice, and salt), tastes good sprinkled on pineapple.
Journal entry of the Day - A Random Christmas Photo Gallery at Empirical Question - "Because Christmas just isn't Christmas without snow...settling on the TV your neighbors left in the bed of their old Ford pickup truck overnight." If Santa didn't get to your house until the night after Christmas, the first picture here might explain why. (Be sure to hover your cursor over the photos for more amusing commentary.) Yes, like my last candidate for entry of the day, though a picture may be worth a thousand words, sometimes picking just the right words makes the picture a lot more fun.
Not because I have something to say--
Just because it's another day.
Today I got to play the game Primordial Soup. So we all began as single-celled organisms in a world where this was the highest life form. We all evolved in different ways. I went for quantity, not quality. We found speed, spores, armor, and we ate and we left droppings and there were all these little wooden squares everywhere and I uttered the most embarrassing quote, the title of this entry.
I also learned that if the directions to cooking your pizza say not to let the pizza touch the edges of your oven, but it is so huge that it won't fit in the oven without touching the sides of it, you should go ahead and take the risk and cook the pizza.
Also, plum powder, which you can find in Asian grocery stores, and which you can identify by the ingredients (prunes, licorice, and salt), tastes good sprinkled on pineapple.
Journal entry of the Day - A Random Christmas Photo Gallery at Empirical Question - "Because Christmas just isn't Christmas without snow...settling on the TV your neighbors left in the bed of their old Ford pickup truck overnight." If Santa didn't get to your house until the night after Christmas, the first picture here might explain why. (Be sure to hover your cursor over the photos for more amusing commentary.) Yes, like my last candidate for entry of the day, though a picture may be worth a thousand words, sometimes picking just the right words makes the picture a lot more fun.