Fancy Eyeglass Holders

[livingdeb]

I just got a fancy sport strap to hold my eyeglasses around my neck, specifically the Chums Slip Fit Rope Eyewear Retainer. It looks much more durable than my pretty, jewelry-like chains have been. It also seems like my glasses are less likely to work themselves out of it.

I love the product information inside the packaging:

Rigorously tested under the most harsh conditions to ensure maximum wear and fail-safe retention.

Proven to Withstand:
White Water Rafting
Mt. Everest
High-Speed Bass Fishing

CARE:
Hand wash with mild soap. Rinse thoroughly. Stretch to original length. Air dry. Do not eat.

Now I am imagining bass fishing while water skiing.