One Seat to Rule Them All

[livingdeb]

Apparently I am asking for too much. Here is what I want from a toilet seat:

* Does not crack in half
* Does not have hinges that rust
* Does not have bolts that rust
* Does not have connecting washer so soft that the seat moves around
* Does not have little plastic things underneath that are easily crushable

That's besides the regular stuff:
* Is not creepily squishy
* Fits the toilet
* Is a plain wood or painted white

Any hints on how to get a good one? I have tried cheap ones (obviously), expensive ones, one specifically advertised as having rust-free hinges, one advertised as being completely rust-free. These strategies have not worked. This weekend I went to Breed and Company, hoping to find quality. The few non-elongated seats were not inspiring.

Any other ideas? These should not have to be replaced every 2-3 years.

Cake of the Day

I'm pretty sure I don't understand this scene of a girl and her pet puddle, with mom and dad butterflies watching over.



And a close-up:



Hmm, more like a lover than a pet.