No cable. I used to have access to Univision, but it was the worst TV ever! The shows looked like they had twice the glamour and half the plot of regular TV, which is pretty bad itself. Oh, and don't forget the monster truck shows.

Maybe some telenovelas on other stations might be better. But I'm not a big soap opera fan. (Except when I am. I used to watch "Soap." And, you know, "Buffy." That was quite like a soap opera.)